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| Two And A Half Men Season 7 : |
| The seventh season of Two and a Half Men premiered in the United States on September 21 2009 and in Australia on September 28 2009. |
| Episode 1 - [818-Jklpuzo] |
| Details : Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Kelly Stables | Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | Eddie Van Halen | Will Sasso | Jennifer Taylor | Jane Lynch as Linda Freeman | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Sep. 21, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 2 - [Whipped Unto The Third Generation] |
| Details : When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend Melissa move in the girls end up taking over Charlie's house. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Kelly Stables | Jennifer Taylor | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Sep. 28, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 3 - [Mmm Fish Yum] |
| Details : Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Oct. 05, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 4 - [Laxative Tester Horse Inseminator] |
| Details : Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Oct. 12, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 5 - [For The Sake Of The Child] |
| Details : Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him out in public. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 19, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 6 - [Give Me Your Thumb] |
| Details : Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie who kicks him out but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Nov. 02, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 7 - [Untainted By Filth] |
| Details : Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman and try to find out what happened. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Nov. 09, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 8 - [Gorp Fnark Schmegle] |
| Details : While overcoming a bad break-up Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Tricia Helfer as Gail | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Nov. 16, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 9 - [Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair] |
| Details : While Alan struggles to cure his baldness Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Nov. 23, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 10 - [That's Why They Call It Ball Room] |
| Details : Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Dec. 07, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 11 - [Warning It's Dirty] |
| Details : Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie whose girlfriend is away for Christmas. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Carl Reiner | Jennifer Taylor | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Dec. 15, 2009 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 12 - [Fart Jokes Pie And Celeste] |
| Details : Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Jan. 11, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 13 - [Yay No Polyps!] |
| Details : Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However when he returns home he finds her parents at his house. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Jan. 18, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 14 - [Crude And Uncalled For Part 1] |
| Details : Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Feb. 01, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 15 - [Aye Aye Captain Douche Part 2] |
| Details : Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Feb. 08, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 16 - [Tinkle Like A Princess] |
| Details : Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife but she's not Chelsea. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Mar. 01, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 17 - [I Found Your Moustache] |
| Details : Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Mar. 08, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 18 - [Ixnay On The Oggie Day] |
| Details : Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Mar. 22, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 19 - [Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave] |
| Details : Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey Mackelroy | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Apr. 12, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 20 - [I Called Him Magoo] |
| Details : Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the girlfriend experience |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Elizabeth Ho | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge Mackelroy | Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey Mackelroy | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : May. 10, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 21 - [Gumby With A Pokey] |
| Details : Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Isabella | Katherine LaNasa as Lydia | Missi Pyle as Miss Pasternak | Martin Mull as Russell | Ming-Na Wen as Linda | Rachel Cannon | Robert Clotworthy | Rebecca McFarland | Rena Sofer | Ronobir Lahiri | Katy Mixon | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Dave Richardson | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : May. 17, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 22 - [This Is Not Gonna End Well] |
| Details : Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Stacy Keach | John Amos | Joel McKinnon Miller | Director : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : May. 24, 2010 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |